DSPNBrennaLynne led the league in points in 2025 and won nothing at allDSPNCorrection: D1LLIGAF finished 7th in 2025 scoring, not 4th. The desk regrets the accuracyDSPNPlayoffs: six of ten qualify, starting week 15DSPNsammyyy29 went 11–3 and then went home — the desk has notesDSPND1LLIGAF is −6.4 wins below all-play expectation since 2022 — a league record nobody wantedDSPNDraft order set by commish, reverse of final standings — as alwaysDSPNBrennaLynne led the league in points in 2025 and won nothing at allDSPNCorrection: D1LLIGAF finished 7th in 2025 scoring, not 4th. The desk regrets the accuracyDSPNPlayoffs: six of ten qualify, starting week 15DSPNsammyyy29 went 11–3 and then went home — the desk has notesDSPND1LLIGAF is −6.4 wins below all-play expectation since 2022 — a league record nobody wantedDSPNDraft order set by commish, reverse of final standings — as always
BreakingThe desk's two tight ends project for 9.79 each, so for once there is nothing to argue about, and the desk's franchise still trails jsdivine by 11.8. Also: one starter on a bye, a tight end file that will not stay closed, and 10.4 points sitting on BrennaLynne's bench.
The Weekly

The Gut and the Analytics Department Agree: The Desk Is Picking Against Itself

The desk's two tight ends project for 9.79 each, so for once there is nothing to argue about, and the desk's franchise still trails jsdivine by 11.8. Also: one starter on a bye, a tight end file that will not stay closed, and 10.4 points sitting on BrennaLynne's bench.

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Ten teams means a shallower waiver pool, which means D1LLIGAF finally has a structural edge. Finally!
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mmcatee01
+3.2
jgirsby
+3.1
jsdivine
+1.9
alyssagenther
+1.4
BrennaLynne
+1.4
sammyyy29
+0.6
ITouchd0wnThere
+0.5
divinethought
−0.1
Dawnieo
−1.4
D1LLIGAF
−6.4

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